{"product_id":"my-stash-jar-keep-your-fucking-hands-off-jar","title":"MY STASH JAR KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF JAR","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-short-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"product-description-header\"\u003eAbout the Product\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"executive-overview\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \"Keep Your Fucking Hands Off\" stash jar from Ted Miller Innovations is a 1.5 oz frosted glass container. It uses an airtight clamp lid to keep contents fresh and smell-proof, making it great for personal storage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the well-known \"My Stash Jar Keep Your Fucking Hands Off\" jar from Ted Miller Innovations. It’s more than a funny item—it's a quality storage solution for people who want freshness and a good laugh. The bold message is printed on a strong, frosted glass jar with a galaxy background. Its handy mini size is just right for your personal supply at home or on the go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"My Fucking Weed Clamp Lid Stash Jar\" href=\"https:\/\/honeybeeherb.com\/products\/my-fucking-weed-clamp-lid-stash-jar\" target=\"_blank\"\u003efunny stash jar\u003c\/a\u003e has a strong metal clamp lid that creates an airtight and smell-proof seal. It’s a great pick for anyone who needs a dependable container that also sends a clear message. This makes it a popular gag gift that people will actually use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis jar provides secure, airtight storage with a funny, direct message for personal use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt features a durable frosted glass body with a unique galaxy print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt is equipped with a metal clamp lid for an airtight, smell-proof seal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis is a popular novelty product from the Ted Miller Innovations brand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt is sized for personal storage with a capacity of 1.5 ounces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"show-more-btn\"\u003eShow More\u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-collapseble-container\" data-faq=\"javascript\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-header\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 id=\"jar-specifications-and-benefits\" class=\"question-about-product\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003csvg class=\"arrow-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\"\u003e\n          \u003cpath d=\"M7.41 8.59L12 13.17l4.59-4.58L18 10l-6 6-6-6 1.41-1.41z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n        \u003c\/svg\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"answer-ofQuestions\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis jar's specs show why it’s more than a gag gift. Each part is made to protect and preserve what you store inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"tbl-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd; text-align: left;\"\u003eSpecification\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd; text-align: left;\"\u003eValue\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd; text-align: left;\"\u003eBenefit\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e1.5 oz (44 ml)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eHolds a personal amount perfectly without taking up space.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eFrosted Glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eBlocks damaging UV light and prevents odor absorption.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLid Type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eAirtight Metal Clamp \u0026amp; Gasket\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eCreates a secure, smell-proof seal to lock in freshness.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\"Keep Your Hands Off\" \u0026amp; Galaxy Print\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eCombines a bold, humorous message with a cool aesthetic.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e2.5\" H x 2\" W\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eCompact and portable for easy storage at home or for travel.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIts frosted glass, clamp lid, and mini size make this a top-tier storage option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe 1.5 oz capacity is ideal for personal stashes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrosted glass gives superior protection against UV light.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe metal clamp lid gives a more reliable seal than screw tops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIts compact size is great for portability and discreet storage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-header\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 id=\"what-features-make-this-jar-a-superior-choice\" class=\"question-about-product\"\u003eWhat Features Make This Jar A Superior Choice?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003csvg class=\"arrow-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\"\u003e\n          \u003cpath d=\"M7.41 8.59L12 13.17l4.59-4.58L18 10l-6 6-6-6 1.41-1.41z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n        \u003c\/svg\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"answer-ofQuestions\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis jar stands out because of three key things: its tight seal, its material, and its unforgettable design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 id=\"why-does-it-use-an-airtight-clamp-lid\"\u003eWhy Does It Use An Airtight Clamp Lid?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe metal clamp lid, or latch lid, is the jar's most important feature. Unlike a regular screw-top, the clamp and gasket system applies firm, even pressure to make a truly airtight and smell-proof seal. This system keeps moisture out and odors in, preserving the quality and flavor of your herbs better than simpler jars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 id=\"what-is-the-benefit-of-frosted-glass\"\u003eWhat Is The Benefit Of Frosted Glass?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe jar is made from frosted, non-clear glass. This is not just for looks; it helps block visible and UV light from getting to the contents. Light exposure can break down sensitive materials over time, reducing their freshness. By using frosted glass, this jar adds another layer of protection, keeping your stash fresh for longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 id=\"is-the-galaxy-print-design-durable\"\u003eIs The Galaxy Print Design Durable?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"Keep Your Fucking Hands Off\" text and galaxy background are applied to the glass with a strong printing process made for regular handling. While rough cleaning or a dishwasher could damage it, the design stays bright with normal use and gentle hand-washing. It’s a decorative jar made to be used every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe clamp lid, frosted glass, and durable print make this jar both effective and expressive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe clamp lid ensures a superior airtight and smell-proof seal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrosted glass protects contents from being damaged by light.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe novelty design is applied for durability during regular use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-header\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 id=\"how-should-you-use-this-stash-jar\" class=\"question-about-product\"\u003eHow Should You Use This Stash Jar?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003csvg class=\"arrow-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\"\u003e\n          \u003cpath d=\"M7.41 8.59L12 13.17l4.59-4.58L18 10l-6 6-6-6 1.41-1.41z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n        \u003c\/svg\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"answer-ofQuestions\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its small size and bold message, this jar can be used in many ways. It's an excellent personal stash jar for your bedside or desk. Its airtight seal also makes it good for storing spices, medications, or other small items you want fresh and private. Above all, it’s a great conversation-starter or the perfect gag gift for a friend with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eIs This Novelty Stash Jar Right For You?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou need a reliable airtight and smell-proof seal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou prefer durable glass over plastic for your storage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou only need to store a small, personal amount (1.5 oz).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou appreciate a decorative, funny design that makes a statement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou're looking for a hilarious but functional gift for a friend.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis jar is ideal for personal storage, gift-giving, and protecting small, valuable items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt's perfect for storing a personal supply of \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Herb Grinders\" href=\"https:\/\/honeybeeherb.com\/collections\/herb-grinder\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eherbs\u003c\/a\u003e or spices.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt is a highly popular and functional gag gift for adults.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe compact size is great for desks, shelves, or \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Smell-Proof Bags\" href=\"https:\/\/honeybeeherb.com\/collections\/stash-smell-proof-bags\" target=\"_blank\"\u003etravel bags\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIts airtight properties are suitable for any small item needing preservation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-header\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 id=\"what-are-my-options-a-comparison-of-stash-jars-under-20\" class=\"question-about-product\"\u003eWhat Are My Options? A Comparison Of Stash Jars Under $20\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003csvg class=\"arrow-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\"\u003e\n          \u003cpath d=\"M7.41 8.59L12 13.17l4.59-4.58L18 10l-6 6-6-6 1.41-1.41z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n        \u003c\/svg\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"answer-ofQuestions\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen looking for a small stash jar, you have choices. Here’s how the Ted Miller clamp jar stacks up against other common types in the same price range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"tbl-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd; text-align: left;\"\u003eJar Type\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd; text-align: left;\"\u003eSeal Type\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd; text-align: left;\"\u003eProtection Level\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd; text-align: left;\"\u003eBest For\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTed Miller Clamp Jar (This Product)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eAirtight Clamp \u0026amp; Gasket\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eExcellent (Smell-Proof, UV-Blocking)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMaximum freshness and making a statement.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGeneric Screw-Top Glass Jar\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eScrew-On Lid\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eGood (Airtight but not always smell-proof)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eSimple, budget-friendly bulk storage.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlastic Pop-Top Container\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePressure Seal\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eFair (Less effective over time)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePortability and shatter-resistance.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilicone Dab Container\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePressure Fit Lid\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePoor (For dry herb storage)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eStoring concentrates, not flower.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Ted Miller clamp jar offers the best mix of security, freshness, and style in its class.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe clamp lid is better than screw-top and pressure-fit lids for an airtight seal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlass does not absorb smells and is better for flavor preservation than plastic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhile other options are available, this jar provides a complete package of features.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-header\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 id=\"how-do-i-take-care-of-this-jar\" class=\"question-about-product\"\u003eHow Do I Take Care Of This Jar?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003csvg class=\"arrow-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\"\u003e\n          \u003cpath d=\"M7.41 8.59L12 13.17l4.59-4.58L18 10l-6 6-6-6 1.41-1.41z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n        \u003c\/svg\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"answer-ofQuestions\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo keep your jar looking great and the print vibrant, you should wash it by hand. Use warm, soapy water and a soft cloth on the glass jar. The metal clamp can be wiped clean with a damp cloth. Avoid using a dishwasher or harsh scrubbers, as they can damage the printed design and the metal parts over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimple hand-washing is the best way to maintain the jar’s function and look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-wash the glass with soap and water to protect the print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid dishwashers and abrasive cleaning tools.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe the metal clamp clean separately.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-header\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 id=\"what-to-do-before-first-use-and-after-each-use\" class=\"question-about-product\"\u003eWhat To Do Before First Use And After Each Use?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003csvg class=\"arrow-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\"\u003e\n          \u003cpath d=\"M7.41 8.59L12 13.17l4.59-4.58L18 10l-6 6-6-6 1.41-1.41z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n        \u003c\/svg\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"answer-ofQuestions\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBefore you use the jar for the first time, wash and dry it completely to remove any dust. When you are ready to seal it, follow this simple process to ensure your contents stay as fresh as possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHow To Achieve An Airtight Seal\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill the jar, but leave a small amount of space at the top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe the glass rim and rubber gasket so they are clean and dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace the lid evenly on top of the jar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePull the metal latch down so it hooks securely under the lip of the glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePress the top of the latch down firmly until it locks into place.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProperly cleaning and sealing the jar is key to its great performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlways start with a clean, dry jar for the best results.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA clean rim and gasket are needed for an airtight seal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe clamp mechanism creates a seal you can feel lock into place.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-question-header\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 id=\"explore-more-storage-solutions\" class=\"question-about-product\"\u003eExplore More Storage Solutions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003csvg class=\"arrow-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\"\u003e\n          \u003cpath d=\"M7.41 8.59L12 13.17l4.59-4.58L18 10l-6 6-6-6 1.41-1.41z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n        \u003c\/svg\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"answer-ofQuestions\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf this jar isn't quite what you're looking for, or if you need different sizes and styles, check out our full collection. We offer a wide range of storage containers to fit any need and budget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Stash Jars \u0026amp; Storage Containers\" href=\"https:\/\/honeybeeherb.com\/collections\/stash-jars-storage-containers\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eStash Jars \u0026amp; Storage Containers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Ted Miller Innovations","offers":[{"title":"2.5 INCH \/ Frosted","offer_id":52726121169215,"sku":"SJM18-MSJKYFHO!_Retail_TMI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/8258\/2335\/files\/my-stash-jar-keep-your-fucking-hands-off-stash-jar.jpg?v=1776052322","url":"https:\/\/goldengoatquartz.com\/products\/my-stash-jar-keep-your-fucking-hands-off-jar","provider":"Golden Goat Quartz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}