{"product_id":"barry-wood-birthday","title":"Barry Wood Birthday","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe surprise dong seen ‘round the world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNow in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you a BARRY Happy Birthday!” Upon opening this wonderfully inappropriate pop up card, the far-from-flacid meme, Wood Sitting on a Bed, grows from the center into a full, three dimensional view. Lucky for prudes, the man meat is censored. Get a triple-XL laugh with this gem of a greeting card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf they know this man, this is a gold star gift.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDirty birthday cards for best friend, gag gift for boyfriend\/girlfriend, naughty cards for wife\/husband, erotic penis cards for women\/men, offensive card for him\/her, adult joke dick card for any occasion, and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFront cover: “I WOOD like to wish you a BARRY Happy Birthday!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card: Funny, pop up meme of naked man sitting on bed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52723720028479,"sku":"DP1026","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/8258\/2335\/files\/1c-BarryWood.png?v=1776026504","url":"https:\/\/goldengoatquartz.com\/products\/barry-wood-birthday","provider":"Golden Goat Quartz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}